1. That Borat sure can sing!
2. The iPhone camera badly needs a zoom function:
3. Going to a concert when you have a fever doesn't make it any better.
4. "No smoking indoors" does not apply to pot.
5. Them gypsies sure is loud. Even from a distance. Hey, doesn't Bette Midler sing "From a Distance?"
6. Plaster falling from the second balcony doesn't mean the balcony is going to collapse onto the first balcony. I hope.
7. A lone drunk guy applauding in the stands after the band and audience have left the building is a sad sight.
8. I still don't know how Caramilk gets the caramel into the chocolate.
9. How ironic is it that I feel lonely when surrounded by thousands of people, but not at all lonely when I'm by myself? Or is that just the second-hand smoke from number four?
10. Did I mention that I don't feel well? Got to...fight it...getting weaker....one....last....chance...