How can you not love this new handwritten sign at Red River College's Mercantile store?
"Please do not open any items you have not paid for. This is not acceptable. Thank you. Please note: a copy of the legislation will be available shortly."Who knew that there are so many people going into the Mercantile to: a) consume items before they've paid for them and b) who then demand to see the law that says what they're doing is wrong - that we need to put up a sign?
Until I get my copy of that legislation, you can't make me stop eating my Kit Kats while I wait in line and presenting an empty wrapper at the counter, Mercantile! Brahahahahahaha!
OK, I feel better now.