See number 10. (Photo from Global).
1. Ad verb - Action words you only see or hear in ads, like "gangbusters."
2. Cantt Chart - A bar graph showing everything you won't accomplish by the deadline.
3. Crappens - Unplanned shit that comes into being.
4. Defriendless - Feeling vulnerable when a non-friend insults you and your friends do nothing.
5. Forbodinner - The creepy feeling that something bad is going to happen after a meal.
6. Phonbia - An irrational fear of any phone number you don't recognize on call display.
7. Pornmotions - Publicizing a film or video with "adult situations."
8. Premembrance Day - Remembering war veterans before Remembrance Day, to justify shopping on the day off.
9. Presearch - Procrastinating about undertaking a systematic investigation into something.
10. Saskatchcicles - The ice hanging from football players' Sasktesticles during the last Grey Cup.