1. Where is them Pixies?
2. I can't enjoy this music without knowing that Katie Couric has found gainful employment.
3. I feel a great disturbance in The Force; as though Montreal has been eliminated from the playoffs or Alderaan has exploded or something.
4. How does one exactly grow up to be a debaser, Mr. Francis?
5. I wonder what Seacrest and Probst are up to right now on Idol and Survivor. Seriously: those two don't get paid enough. Am I right, people?
6. That Black Francis sure knows how to have an ironic (not to be confused with actual) good time!
7. Yay: more B-sides!
8. Which monkey has gone to heaven? I don't see a monkey. Do you see a monkey?
9. Someone remind Kim Deal that the Pixies have played Winnipeg before.
10. I smell reefer. Stop the concert!