You should see the mosquitos.
1. If you're low on cash, you can pay for admission in good vibes.
2. Barenaked Ladies banned; bare, naked ladies encouraged.
3. They've paved Birds Hill Park, put up a parking lot.
4. Samosa-filled Hacky Sacks.
5. Finale is a cage match: Tegan and Sara versus the Proclaimers.
6. Thirty-six straight hours of Dueling Banjos performed by the creepy kid from Deliverance.
7. Ted Nugent to hunt people in the campgrounds.
8. Emcee: a drunk and shirtless Robert Enright.
9. You can live tweet your beaver tail and chocolate-covered banana.
10. Free shuttle bus to Bethel, NY.
'Kay, this was pretty funny. Robert Enright. Ha!ReplyDelete