The 10 worst summer jobs in Winnipeg

See number four.

1. Paddlewheel rower

2. Scrubbing the Slurpee machine once a summer whether it needs it or not, 7-Eleven

3. Dead polar bear disposal, Assiniboine Park Zoo

4. The Golden Boy's personal undercarriage polisher

5. Hackey sack target, Winnipeg Folk Fest

6. Hair blockage removal, Splasher's Indoor Pool and Waterslides

7. Weiner tweeter, Skinners

8. Greeter, Libyan pavilion, Folklorama

9. Buzz and Boomer plucker, Winnipeg Blue Bombers

10. Mustache groomer, Burton Cummings