Ten great things about attending Central Canada Comic Con 2010

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Ten great things about attending Central Canada Comic Con 2010:

1. Getting a rare chance to observe Paul Stanley brokering peace between Sitting Bull and Custer.

2. Finally meeting a girl who loves me for who I really am.

3. Perusing artwork for the discerning collector.

4. Spritzing with on-site security.

5. Meeting Harrison Ford in person.

6. Congratulating Sam and Judy on their well-run campaigns for mayor.

7. Meeting your childhood heroes in the flesh.

 8. Being the first to catch the cryogenic Elvis head in concert:

 9. Finding one more action figure for your dead-actors collection!

10. Enjoying one of the only places in Winnipeg you can catch two Twi'lek women fighting with Lightsabers in front of a glitter-tattoo stand - other than maybe the Woodbine Hotel.