Thursday, May 19, 2011

Take a ride on the absentee-o-matic!

Bueller?

I missed class because (mix and match as needed):
Another assignment
New condition
Ongoing condition
Wedding
Dentist
Snow
Rain
Job interview
Stress
Had to work on other stuff
Slept in
Mysterious illness
Personal matter
Women's issue
Men's issue
Car trouble
Traffic
No explanation
Interview
Writing a Projector article
Hosting a show on KICK-FM
Roommate issues
Family issues
Pet issues
Alarm didn't go off
Class? What class?

Now that I'm back (mix and match as needed):
Did I miss anything important?
Where can I get the assignment you handed back?
Are you mad that I missed?
What's the due date of the assignment I missed?
Can I have my course outlines again?
Can you explain to me what I missed?
Why did I get this mark?
Am I failing?
Assignment? What assignment?
Here's a generic doctor's note.

Now that I've finally graduated (only one option):
Will you be my reference?

1 comment:

  1. I missed class cause the Jets are coming back.

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