Monday, February 21, 2011
11 new words to help you lose friends and alienate people!
1. Certifire - A person who investigates number eight on this list.
2. Copster - A mobster on the right side of the law.
3. Deflammatory - Toning down the rhetoric.
4. Farmiliar - Experience on the farm.
5. Joovie - A person under 18 who shoplifts DVDs.
6. Laffrica - What we'll call the continent once all of the dictatorships are gone.
7. The Middle Easy - What we'll call the region once all of the dictatorships are gone.
8. Mystifire - A mysterious fire, which needs to be investigated by number one on this list.
9. Non-startyr - A person who wants credit for "giving so much," but who is actually just doing what everyone else accepts as normal.
10. Recorder - The person who shows up at your event with a notepad, camera, or audio recorder, and asks you, "What's going on here?"
11. Stabbie - A taxi driver with a knife.