Do all the work. Pay us. F- off. (See number 12).
1. Anticipointment - Awaiting inevitable disappointment.
2. Anuary - January: the month you freeze your arse off.
3. Barbadass - Arriving back from Barbados with a larger "trunk" than when you left.
4. Deutschbag - The place you put your German garbage.
5. Enterpride - Bragging about your new business.
6. Fistmas - The day you open presents and feel depressed.
7. Kention - Thanks for the shout-out!
8. Misfaithed - "I have utmost faith in this policy." "It is misfaithed, bonehead."
9. Quilty - Feeling bad that you have no marketable skills when someone gives you an elaborate, homemade quilt.
10. Ricktum - Body part found near the caucus.
11. Scamsung - A Samsung product that looks like an Apple product.
12. Self-Serving Checkout - The checkout at Sobeys, where the store gets you to do all the work and gives you no pay.