Tuesday, March 6, 2012

10 new words of wisdom: let it be

 See number 7.

1. Asstimate - A guess about whether you will fit into a pair of jeans.

2. Chicksago - The place where former girlfriends live. May or may not be in Illinois.

3. Juddification - The process in which a person starts to look more and more like a Judd. See: Nancy Grace.

4. Manterest - Anything but Pinterest.

5. OMB - On my blog. Example: OMG, it's OMB.

6. Ridick - Short for ridiculous.

7. Rominee -The Republicans' choice after Super Tuesday.

8. Snow puppy
- That gunk that gathers in the wheel wells of your call in winter, then falls out on your driveway in spring.

9. Speedom
- Freedom to wear one's Speedo.

10. Vapig
- Insipid and overstuffed. Paging Mr. Limbaugh.

2 comments:

  1. Re: #8, my boyfriend calls that 'car poop'- yours is a classier option.

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