2. Bumprov - What a cheerleader does when she can't remember the routine.
3. Changent - A double agent.
4. Decembeard - Matt TenBruggencate's idea to replace "Movember" once and for all.
5. DisPinterest - Having no interest in new social-media apps.
I'm unmoved. DisPinterested, if you will.
6. Fattering - Complimenting a person on his or her rotundness.
7. Fucanuck - A word uttered by one who blames Canada.
8. Manitles - Male privates. In the army. Ahem.
9. Protestexy - The glamorization of protesting. See: Time's Person of the Year.
10. Voluntold - "I was voluntold by my mother to take out the garbage."
11. Walmartians - The alien species found aimlessly wandering the aisles of multinational retailers.
Bumprov at :24.