Saturday, July 27, 2013

Everybody's talkin' about communications jobs, week of July 28, 2013

1. Weekend News Editor/Presenter (part-time), CBC

2. News Producer (part-time), CTV

3. News Editor (part-time), CTV

4. Graphic Designer/Prepress Operator, Derksen Printers

5. Sales and Promotions Coordinator, Festival du Voyageur

6. Development Consultant/Coordinator, Camerata Nova

7. Designer/Writer, Blacksheep Strategy

8. Communications Coordinator, Travel Manitoba

9. National Manager, Communications and Marketing, Ducks Unlimited

10. Manager of Communications and Marketing, Summit Search Group

11. Digital Marketing Associate, DMT Development Systems

12. Visual Manager, Club Monaco, Polo Park

13. Marketing Coordinator, Carstar Manitoba

Wouldn't it be gross discovered the key to life?

Assiniboine Park from Wikimedia: keep your pants on, folks. 

From the mouths of babes.

Back in high school, I once drove through Assiniboine Park with some friends, and one of them - apropos of nothing - said, "Wouldn't it be gross if everyone in the park dropped their pants, and you were forced to smell their bumholes?"

After initially mocking him, we broke into discussion groups, hashed out the issue in detail and came to a consensus: it wouldn't be so bad if you wanted to do it, but if you were forced to do it, it would be awful.

Years later, I'd discover that we'd not only cracked (Get it? Cracked? Awww, forget it.) the conundrum, but also come up with the key to school, work, and life.

My friend who initially posed the question is doing well in Toronto, where he does PR for the Canadian government. He says the job stinks, but it's not so bad if you want to do it.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Everybody's talkin' about communications jobs, week of July 21, 2013

1. Marketing Director, Pride Winnipeg Festival

2. Anchor/Reporter Weather, Global

3. Reporter/Anchor, Global

4. News Camera/Photographer, Global

5. Host, CBC Radio

6. Network Producer, CBC

7. Museum Education Assistant, Canadian Museum for Human Rights

8. Arts Management Consultant, Manitoba Culture, Heritage, and Tourism

9. Marketing Coordinator, Telpay

10. Event Planner, Freedom Concepts

11. Writer, Multimedia, D'Arcy and Deacon

12. Marketing Coordinator, Assiniboine Park Conservancy

13. Entry Level Marketing Analyst, Hall Recruiting

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Everybody's talkin' about communications jobs, week of July 14, 2013

1. Key Account Manager, Market Force

2. Co-op Placement, Labor Beat Reporter,

3. Announcer, Swing, 99.1 FRESH FM

4. Editor, Zoot Pictures

5. Production Manager, Zoot Pictures

6. Lifestyles Director, Zoot Pictures

7. E-Learning Specialist, Canadian Museum for Human Rights

8. Marketing Manager, AGI

9. Graphic Designer, Great-West Life

10. Communication Coordinator, TransX

11. Communications and PR Assistant, Manitoba eHealth

12. Group Editor, The Interlake Newspaper Group

13. Brand Ambassador, Events Marketing

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Red Rose Tea figurines - the gateway to a life of crime and collecting

Steal me! From

Tea is a gateway drug. 

When I think back to what made me a collector of action figures, records, books, and assorted crap today, I can only blame one thing: Red Rose Tea figurines. 

Back in the 60s, 70s, and 80s these figurines (see hedgehog, above) came packed in every box of Red Rose Tea, one per box of 100 (or was it a million?) tea bags. So, as a kid, it was your task to drink as much caffeine as possible in order to "collect the whole set."

Red Rose Tea has a helpful history of the figurines on its website, in which we find out that they're from George Wade Pottery in Burslem, England, which first produced them for Red Rose Tea in 1967 (the year of the Lord, it being my birth year), and that they're actually called "Whimsies." How whimsical.

"Nearly all Red Rose Figurines, with the exception of the very first, have one significant feature: fine moulded parallel ridges on the underside of the base. It now seems to have become a "trademark" for all Wade "Whimsies" to follow, making them remarkable Red Rose collectibles." 
Whatever. All I cared about was getting all of them - a perfect example of sales driven by sales promotions, in this case a premium ("something free"). Kids are particularly susceptible to premiums, hence the free, plastic toy in the box of Frosted Flakes and the non-edible parts of the Happy Meal. Oh, yeah, that would be all of it. You get the idea.

I developed a serious tea habit. Before I knew it, I was hanging out at seedy, all-night tea dens, snorting tea powder off of the nostril-sized figurines, and waking up naked and confused next to zoo miniatures.

Even worse, on a neighborhood visit with my mother to her friend's place, I was so shocked to find she possessed one of the figurines I'd been looking for, I pocketed it. When I got home, the caffeine wore off and my conscience caught up with me. I admitted to my mother that I'd stolen the figurine, in the way that most five-year-old kids admit anything:
"Hey, mom, looked what fell into my pocket!" 
My mother, horrified at what I'd become, made me go back to her friend's place and apologize. To my surprise, the friend said, "Oh, that's OK: you can have it." So, I took it back home and gave it a place of prominence in my Whimsies display.

From that moment on, every time I looked at my figurines display, I remembered a valuable lesson: crime pays. Thanks, Red Rose Tea!