"If you get dizzy, close your eyes and sit back. The feeling will pass."
Then again, maybe it won't.
Earlier today, I ran across this poster for an awesome "Dinner & a Movie" cross-promotion concocted in the bowels of Hell and offered up by Chicken Delight and IMAX.
After wolfing down 11 pieces of greasy chicken, fries, gravy (medium!), salad, rolls and a two-litre jug of Coke, who doesn't want to catch a 3D movie at the IMAX, the theatre chain with screens so big, you get a dizziness warning at the beginning of the feature?
You and your date can enjoy this promotion for only $31.95 and - thank the Lord - the offer is available "all day/everyday, no coupon required."
See you there on Thanksgiving!