Elsie: see number 6.
1. Brutaful - Lovely and awful at once.
2. Content Vampire - Writer by day, blood-sucking plagiarist by night.
3. De ja ewww - The strange feeling of having been grossed out before.
4. Disimprovement - Ruining stuff you own by trying to improve stuff you own. Example: spilling paint on a couch.
5. Dogpeople - Humans who hang their faces out of bus windows to catch the breeze.
6. Elsie - The rare photo you take of someone else.
7. Glasshole - An easily identifiable jerk.
8. Gruntled - Happy and satisfied.
9. Hacoughany - Inharmonious throat-clearing.
10. Juliable - Predictably good weather in the summertime.
11. Moose Jawdience - Spectators in Saskatchewan. Usage: "The Moose Jawdience was blown away by Carrie Underwood."