Here is the latest masterwork in my oeuvre - as I continue to test my microphone and iMovie.
I swear: if I can keep this up, in just 25 years I'll be as good as lonelygirl15.
Dog: Bark, bark bark!On New Year's Eve, there was a knock at our neighbor's door. We pressed our ear to the wall to learn that our neighbor had ordered up his very own Grand Forks escort. They agreed on a price.
Man: Stop your barking!
Dog: Bark, bark, bark!
Man: Get back in your house.
Man: "I'll get ready. Be right back."Sound of the neighbor's bathroom door opening and closing. Quiet, followed by the sound of the door re-opening.
"Well, what do you think?" asked the man, now wearing...we could only imagine.The dog continued to bark.
"Lookin' good, dude!" responded the escort, mustering all of the phony enthusiasm she possibly could after what was probably a long, long day of answering the same question in countless other hotel rooms.